It is a common
fear among white folk, the fear of injuring the sacred latissimus dorsi. The agony of the lower back, the days spent
sleeping on the floor to straighten it out again. White people fear back pain so much so that
we’ve commissioned several government agencies to handle almost exclusively the
topic of back pulling prevention.
OSHA mandates
that all businesses have signs displayed in their warehouses on proper lifting
procedure. In addition health care
companies insist that employees wear a special belt to prevent them from
incorrect lifting. Let me repeat that again so
that the reader can get the full affect. Health care companies mandate that a belt be worn so that white people
will lift objects into the air without hurting themselves. How embarrassing.
People who suffer from back injuries report “excruciating pain” and “agony” from the injury that they have sustained. However, it is important to understand why back injuries can be traced back exclusively to white people and the occasional ethnic albino. My prime example is Medical News Today's citation of the main reasons doctors give for back injuries.
- Emotional instability
- Lack of physical activity/too
much physical activity
- Poor muscle endurance and poor
trunk muscle stabilization
- Excessive weight
- Mental fatigue (forgetting to
lift properly)
That’s pretty darn white.
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